10 Course Meal on Death Row
If I was in the slammer and had to choose a meal before meeting my maker, these are the courses I'd choose:
First Course: sesame bagel with Marmite and crunchy peanut butter
Second Course: corned beef hash, two eggs: poached, Tabasco sauce. Side of hash browns
Third Course: avocado, buffalo mozzarella and ripened tomato salad
Fourth Course: mound of cottage cheese, grated cheddar and sliced egg, topped off with 1000 Island Dressing
Fifth Course: deluxe selection of sushi, extra wasabi in soy sauce, large bottle sake
Sixth Course: tuna steak, cooked blue
Seventh Course: 16oz sirloin steak, cooked rare, A1 steak sauce, McDonald's fries with BBQ sauce
Eigth Course: Large helping of strawberry instant whip
Ninth Course: Space (i.e. freeze dried) ice cream
Tenth Course: trolley of mature cheese, so ripe that handling requires gloves
All washed down with a strawberry milkshake and a pint of Guinness Extra Cold.
First Course: sesame bagel with Marmite and crunchy peanut butter
Second Course: corned beef hash, two eggs: poached, Tabasco sauce. Side of hash browns
Third Course: avocado, buffalo mozzarella and ripened tomato salad
Fourth Course: mound of cottage cheese, grated cheddar and sliced egg, topped off with 1000 Island Dressing
Fifth Course: deluxe selection of sushi, extra wasabi in soy sauce, large bottle sake
Sixth Course: tuna steak, cooked blue
Seventh Course: 16oz sirloin steak, cooked rare, A1 steak sauce, McDonald's fries with BBQ sauce
Eigth Course: Large helping of strawberry instant whip
Ninth Course: Space (i.e. freeze dried) ice cream
Tenth Course: trolley of mature cheese, so ripe that handling requires gloves
All washed down with a strawberry milkshake and a pint of Guinness Extra Cold.
posted by James E at 5:19 pm
1 Comments:
If you've thought about your last meal on death row, you must surely have thought about what is going to get you there.
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