Top 10 Things That Really Wind Me Up

1. Football fans of Premier League teams who use the word "we", like they're in the team
2. People who wear football shirts, generally
3. Men with pony tails
4. People who wear trainers in non-sporting situations. In fact, all trainers coloured black
5. Cyclists who run red lights
6. People who smoke when other people are eating
7. Children under 10 who's parents have allowed them to get their ears pierced
8. Tattoos of ladybirds / Chinese symbols / small red hearts, especially on the hip
9. People who drive in the middle lane of motorways
10. People who don't stand to attention during the National Anthem

And another few, as I remember them:

11. People who hold knives like pens
12. Black shirts
13. People who think they can multitask, eg. buy a train ticket from a machine whilst talking on their phone
14. Paying for sachets of ketchup in cafes
15. The "Me to You" teddy bears in Clinton Cards